T’was the wee hours of the morning, hours yet to the first crack of the swallow’s fart. My cell phone rang birder buddy Don’s ring theme - the Mr. Magoo cartoon show theme song, circa 1963’.
ROAD HOG!
ROAD HOG!
I opened the cell phone and barked, ‘Yes! ‘ I can hear the Great Horned Owl!’
Tee hee. Of course I wasn’t irritated in the least. Don was next door ringing in to find out if we were hearing the Owl that hooted away, outside in the pasture. Do I know my friends or what?
Bishop’s Ranch is beautiful. For a while now Don had tried to talk me into birding the area but for who knows what reason I stupidly shunned the idea. What was I thinking? I reckon I wasn’t enthusiastic because he said the Ranch was a retreat which gave me a mental picture of dour ministerial monks, roaming about in a neo-hippy setting with grimy outhouses, vows of silence (as if I ever could!) and hair shirts. This place was the opposite – it was sunny and bright with well kept grounds and adorable buildings. We got on the brunch line and dug in.
Don’s a good soul. He informed me the Owl we were hearing was a male Great Horned Owl by the pitch of its hooting. What? We're annoying you already? Hang on, I promise we will get more annoying, but there will be photos to distract you.
Soon enough everyone was up and dressed and we admired the meadow in which black & whiteHolstein cows grazing like a tubby plush pillows. There was a Varied Thrush posing in a tree and a Bufflehead duck floating on the pastoral pond. We went over to the cute little ranch house where all the Ranch guests would meet for a buffet breakfast.
Over breakfast we talked the ears off our fellow Ranch guests and immediately decided there would have to be repeat visits to a place that not only supplied milk and half & half for your coffee, but also soy milk. How can you not love such a place?
Soon enough everyone was up and dressed and we admired the meadow in which black & white
Over breakfast we talked the ears off our fellow Ranch guests and immediately decided there would have to be repeat visits to a place that not only supplied milk and half & half for your coffee, but also soy milk. How can you not love such a place?
After we had enough breakfast and coffee to fuel us up we were off up the coast birding in search of something feathered to aim our binoculars at. Off to good start, we spotted a funnel of turkey vultures in which Don spotted two immature Bald Eagles. The eagles represented only the second time ever I’ve seen Bald Eagles in
Loved the fort; an early Russian stronghold on the West Coast – was the living history – several people dressed as early Russian from the 1800s. The rooms in the little wood hewed buildings looked suitably rustic. Don pointed out an interesting bit about the old mill grist stones on display. He said the mill stones were long believed to be lost to history until someone noticed a local farm over yonder had some very interesting stepping stones in their yard and garden....
In the last room we found three ladies dressed in Russian garb. I wanted to show off a bit and try a bit of what little Russian I remember. Having once had a Russian speaking boyfriend I knew I could impress them with clever dialog in Russian. Right. The only things I managed to blurt out were ‘привүт’ (pre’vyet) which means ‘Hi’ and хлеб'which means bread. The latter came out of me when one lady told us they were preparing to bake bread in this wonderful old oven.
We did bird before we left the fort, seeing a beautiful male Golden-crowned Kinglit and several calling Brown Creepers. I couldn’t manage pictures of any of those – being too small and too far away.
Next we hit Point Arena for the ‘main event’ – a look at the world renowened ‘Al the Laysan Albatross’. Well, I guess we ought to have let Al in on our plans for the day because the Al was nowhere to be seen. All I got was a photo of a pretty sign on the Point Arena dock.
We had to settle for identifying the numerous grebes and gulls floating about in the harbor.
Boo hoo! We decided to lick our wounds and go searching for some hawks on the nearby roads. Teresse and I had a ball giving Don a difficult time. Teresse would spot hawks and shriek for Don to stop which he doesn’t do very easily – I think he must have met his end in a former life by being rear-ended in a car or horse cart because the man does NOT like stopping on roads – even if you can’t see a car coming for ten miles back! So we all laughed and cast spurious insults at each other but all silly remarks were forgiven each other when a flock of 20 Tundra Swans were spotted on a pasture. The birds seemed to have found a lovely spot to spend the oncoming night.
We had finally done enough birding to call it a day. Heading south we stopped at for a tasty dinner at a seafood restaurant. We’d hoped for fresh Pacific oysters but we settled on crab cakes, pasta and a morrocan style chicken with goat cheese.
To be honest, I hardly birded at all in 2006. Birding is rather addictive, and like an addict, if you stop birding for a bit, the urge decreases. But one whiff of a few good birds and you’re back on the birdie trail, your tail feathers afire. I ended the day with my birding fires rekindled.