I've told this tale to anyone who will listen, and many would rather have skipped the story altogether. Anywho, t'was the season to be jolly, and I was driving home after a trip to Costco. I was a few blocks along when three not-actually-very-little-at-all piggies began lumbering across road in front my car.
At that second there was only myself on the road, but just ahead of me a police car quickly pulled to the shoulder and got out of the vehicle, shouting, "Pig! Pig! Pig!"
Of course I was insulted, but then I realized the good officer was not dissing me, but was calling for the loose swine. At this point, you may make your own jest about cops being nicknamed 'pigs' and here are a couple of accompanying comments from a friend I told all this to: "The Hogs from the Bogs", "The Divine Swine", and saving the best for the last - "The Chops, fleeing the Cops!"
Bravo Kristi! Couldn't have put it better myself.
The piggies were striking, and I was mesmerized but happily not so mesmerized that I didn't whip out my cell phone and start taking shots. The first thing I noted was they looked how you could imagine feral pigs would look, but I knew these were not feral - in fact, I was immediately certain that these curly coated pigs simply must be a heritage breed. Heritage breeds are olde timey domestic livestock whose usage has been curtailed & usurped by modern livestock breeds. These pigs, all looking about the same - agouti colored with curly hair on their backs, looked as old timey in a hog as one can get.

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By now the traffic was backed up and the good officer managed to get the 3 piggies moving in the same direction. At this point I knew I had to shout something snarky to the officer (I had to, it's the LAW!).
I called out, "Where is a Border Collie when you need one?"
The good officer, smiling, called back, "I Know, Right?!"
I cracked up laughing, because that is precisely what I would have responded, had our places been switched. The very good officer by now had the piggies off the roadway and headed for...? [Fill in your own amusing thoughts here ].
Two final notes: First, the reason I had gone to Costco in the first place, is I went there to buy a spiral ham for Christmas dinner. You have to wonder if I'd run across the piggies on my way to Costco, I might have got my hams for free, right? And how many would I have potentially nabbed? Um, let's see, that's 2 hams per piggie, so that's... give me a second to count here.... Six, my lucky number!
And a final note, some hours later this tale of 3 pigs, I looked up heritage breeds on a site I've used for such stuff for ages. The pigs are Mangalitza Swine, read all about them
HERE